So, tell some wacky stories here! And yes, I mean about weird things that happened in your life.
Mine:
So, this morning, my mom and I were going to this cool thrift shop/re-sale store, when we found out it didn't open for another hour, so to waste some time, we were going to go to Walmart, but passed by my eye doctor's place on the way. So, instead, we decided to waste some time leaving my glasses to get the scratch in them fixed, but since it would take about 2 weeks, and I need them for school next week, I had to get an exam for contacts.
So, of course, I went through the exam, the lady giving the pretest was unable to shoot the creepy puff of air into my eye, so we continued on, and then in the exam room, the doctor, a rather bumbling, clumsy guy, was setting up all the stuff, and he knocked over his cans of pens quite a few times.
After that, he tried to put the contacts in my eyes, but he was unable to pry my eyelids open, so we went outside, and he called this assistant girl over who was going to guide me through putting them in, and when she went to pour the "solution" into the... well, whatever it is you put contacts into, she ended up spilling it all over the desk, missing the container by a mile. Finally, when it came time to put the contacts in, I tried for about an hour, but I just could not do it.
So, to save my mom a lot of money, I had to pick out two new pairs of glasses in order to get some special deal. So, now I have three pairs of glasses, my originals are transitions, I have one that is regular, and the other is just sunglasses. So, all in all, a pretty crazy morning.
EDIT:
Oh, I forgot, when I finally almost gave up on the contacts, the doctor bent over to get something, and he... ripped his pants!! So, he had to wear a lab coat to cover it up.