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Things Castlevania characters would never say


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« on: August 28, 2008, 02:56:45 pm »

I'm suprised this thread wasn't made earlier.

Dracula to Shaft:
Can I rub your shiny head, just once?

Richter to Dracula:
Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

Dracula: I love it when you talk dirty to me!!!       
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 02:59:53 pm »

Simon: If someone touches you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, thats NO GOOD!
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 03:01:30 pm »

Simon: Does this skirt make my ass look fat?
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 03:03:00 pm »

Shaft: What do you mean theres another Shaft? And hes black too? RACISM MODE ON!
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 03:04:39 pm »

Death:
"Do I look like I need to lose some weight?"
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 03:07:28 pm »

Hammer: I. WANT. TO. SCREW. YOKO!

Soma: *stereotypical gay voice* Oh stop! She doesn't want you anyway!
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 03:08:50 pm »

Dracula: Shaft is one bad mutha-

Shut yo mouth!

Shaft: I'm naked under my robes...
Wait, did I say that out loud?  
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 03:10:17 pm »

Dracula: Death, what do you think Shaft has under his robes?
Death: Eh, Depends.
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 03:11:21 pm »

Alucard: *sniff* I am not Michael Jackson! I only moonwalk because its fun. Cry
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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 03:16:39 pm »

...wouldn't that be SCV4 Simon when going backwards up a set of stairs?

Maria: Goddammit, why to these f*cking animals follow me wherever I go?!
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 03:17:37 pm »

Maria to Richter:
Thank you kind sir for saving me!!!

Richter: *leans over and imitates Joey*
Heeyyyyyy how you doin!'  
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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2008, 03:18:45 pm »

Nathan: PETA wants to kill me!
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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 03:24:34 pm »

*Sypha walks of with Alucard*

Trevor to Sypha:
Please come back I luv you!!!!

Sypha: No, Al at least knows how to threat a lady

Trevor: But your dating my dad!

Sypha: Sorry hon, he's got the experience.         
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 03:24:49 pm »

Old Man in CV2:
"There is flame on the top of the thir- Ok, I wanna know who the bloody IDIOT is that wrote this GOD AWFUL script!"
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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2008, 03:28:28 pm »

Old woman(CV2): Take my daughter, please!!!

Simon: Let me think about that, um...NO!
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