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Things Castlevania characters would never say

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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2008, 02:47:05 pm »

So, Simon(old man) is telling a story about an adventure of his to his grandson Juste(young boy)...

Simon: So, I killed some KKK zombies and Firebrand...

Juste: Grandpa, it doesn't sound like you were in the right world.

Simon: O_O ...oh...oh...oh ****...



After Soma buys things from Hammer, he goes to the Dance Hall then meets Julius.

Soma: Hi Hammer! How did you get here so fast, and how did you grow hair? I also noticed your head isn't deformed anymore.

Julius: Who the hell is Hammer?

Soma: You are, silly!

Julius: Um...what?

Soma: You're the guy that has a shop in front of the castle!

Julius: You mean the bald guy with the military uniform?

Soma: Wait, you've seen him?

Julius: Yup.

Soma: So, you're not Hammer?

Julius: Nope.

Soma: So, you're just someone who looks like him only with hair, different clothes, and a not-deformed head?

Julius: I guess so.

Soma: o_o; *steps away* Awkward...

One year later...

Soma: Hi Juli-whoa! You've really let yourself go. I can't tell if you have a big stomach, but your face sure is fat and chunky! It's wrinkly like a prune too!

Julius: I haet u

Soma: Grin
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