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Things Castlevania characters would never say


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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2008, 03:32:57 pm »

Old Woman: Take my daughter, please!!!

Simon: Sorry, I prefer....
whips.....

Random guy: Ooooooh! naughty!
   
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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2008, 03:33:40 pm »

Dracula: Slogra, where the hell are my pancakes?(because watsa stole from somewhere too...)
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2008, 03:34:38 pm »

YOU NOW PROSSESS DRACULA'S RIB

Simon: Is prossess even a word?
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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2008, 03:37:42 pm »

Ferryman: Row, Row, Row your boat.....

Alucard: Do you have to sing that song every time!!!
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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2008, 03:40:03 pm »

Simon: [insert words here]
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« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2008, 04:01:05 pm »

Dracula: Hey Death? ...I think I want to become a vegetarian...
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« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2008, 04:02:34 pm »

Dracula: Hey Death, you're a miserable little pile of secrets!
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« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2008, 07:27:41 pm »

Death: Oh, enough talk. HAVE AT YOU!
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« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2008, 08:07:45 pm »

Richter: I'm...an earthquake?
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« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2008, 02:40:14 pm »

 

Richter:
Your words are as empty as your soul!!!

Dracula:
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!!!

Richter:
Yo Mama!

 
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« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2008, 02:41:57 pm »

After the battle with Julius...

Soma: You got knocked the **** out man!
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« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2008, 03:50:25 pm »

Hammer: *dances around in Woman's underwear*
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« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2008, 02:21:21 am »

*Richter to Dracula*

Richter: Yo Mama is so ugly, Slogra said: Damnnnnnnnnnn!
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« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2008, 02:47:05 pm »

So, Simon(old man) is telling a story about an adventure of his to his grandson Juste(young boy)...

Simon: So, I killed some KKK zombies and Firebrand...

Juste: Grandpa, it doesn't sound like you were in the right world.

Simon: O_O ...oh...oh...oh ****...



After Soma buys things from Hammer, he goes to the Dance Hall then meets Julius.

Soma: Hi Hammer! How did you get here so fast, and how did you grow hair? I also noticed your head isn't deformed anymore.

Julius: Who the hell is Hammer?

Soma: You are, silly!

Julius: Um...what?

Soma: You're the guy that has a shop in front of the castle!

Julius: You mean the bald guy with the military uniform?

Soma: Wait, you've seen him?

Julius: Yup.

Soma: So, you're not Hammer?

Julius: Nope.

Soma: So, you're just someone who looks like him only with hair, different clothes, and a not-deformed head?

Julius: I guess so.

Soma: o_o; *steps away* Awkward...

One year later...

Soma: Hi Juli-whoa! You've really let yourself go. I can't tell if you have a big stomach, but your face sure is fat and chunky! It's wrinkly like a prune too!

Julius: I haet u

Soma: Grin
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« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2009, 05:00:44 pm »

Richter in the Ghost Ship: Argghhh, Death has returned

Shanoa: I am the symbol of lust and beaty come to make the Castlevania fans jaws drop

Carmilla and Laura: Not gonna get us, They're not gonna get us, Not gonna get us...
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